Dear Ants

If you come into my kitchen we will find you and you will die. I don't know what in my pantry you are so interested in, there isn't anything in it that I want to snack on, so why do you keep coming back?

You sure do make sure we spend money at Home Depot--did they tell you to come harass me?

I guess my biggest complaint about finding you today is that we have people coming over for dinner in an hour and right now my entire pantry is on my counters and stove, my husband is at the good ole Home Depot to find something to clog the hole you came through. And I have to clean the dead ants up (we sprayed you with poison), make sure the poison all gets cleaned up, and put all my food away neatly in the next hour or so. And I need to make rice. I'm just glad that we decided on a crock pot meal for tonight so most of our dinner is already cooking.

Ants... You suck. Next time (there better not be a next time) please do not get into my nilla wafers. I was sad to throw those away.

Sincerely,
Marci