So my friend Brandon and I were talking today about his Insurance Policy for the job he's taking in a week or two. He'll be in Texas selling something like house alarms or something (i don't really remember). So he was taking a break from studying for his finals so he could read his insurance policy, and then he had to get online and tell me about it... it's sad!
This is what he learned:
-If he dies, he gets $5000
-If he loses both hands or feet or eyes, he gets $5000
-If he loses one hand, eye, or foot, he gets $2500
-If he becomes disabled, he gets $10,000
-$5000 if he becomes paraplegic
and the keyword to him was "we will pay indemnities"
basically, he was super depressed that his life meant so little... that he could lose his hand and not be able to play the guitar/sports/breakdance and all he'd have for it is $2500. This was not meant to be a serious post, but rather remind me of the hilarious conversation that he and I had.
Do any of you have any crazy cool/funny/depressing statements in your insurance? or in any insurance policy you have ever had?
1 comment:
Time for Brandon to consider a serious career change...
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